Shan’t. And if you do I'll tell them I only said it because you’re unconcerned with how close they get to falling out and have the dress code citation to prove it.
And then HR will know that you're obsessed with my chest and fire you for the perv you are. You know I only unbutton them for you, boss. [ The fact that he's having this conversation with Jonathan Sims, Head Archivist of the Magnus Institute, at all has him more than a little heady. The previous drinks aren't hurting, either, but this is one for the history books. ]
Well, did you ask the wormer if they minded being recorded?
Oh, you mean the office orgy we have every Wednesday in the records closet? I could've sworn Sasha sent out a memo.
Shame. It would've been a memorable entry into the Archives. Perhaps bad dancing is a fear manifesting on the streets of London. I'll have to keep an eye out for more incidents.
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Date: 2025-07-02 01:22 am (UTC)There was someone doing the worm down the middle of the road this morning.
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Date: 2025-07-02 01:25 am (UTC)As in the dance move? And you failed to record it for the rest of humanity? What kind of Archivist are you?
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Date: 2025-07-02 01:32 am (UTC)I thought recording somebodies clear drug fuelled mental break down was gauche.
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Date: 2025-07-02 01:36 am (UTC)Gauche? I mean, technically, that's what we do on the daily, isn't it?
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Date: 2025-07-02 01:38 am (UTC)And if you do I'll tell them I only said it because you’re unconcerned with how close they get to falling out and have the dress code citation to prove it.
They consent to being recorded, that’s different.
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Date: 2025-07-02 01:49 am (UTC)Well, did you ask the wormer if they minded being recorded?
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Date: 2025-07-02 01:54 am (UTC)Do your shirt up.
[ You’re killing him Tim. Might have even made him laugh. Never owning up to it though. ]
I didn’t much fancy getting stabbed so I crossed the road and got away as fast as I could.
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Date: 2025-07-02 02:10 am (UTC)Shame. It would've been a memorable entry into the Archives. Perhaps bad dancing is a fear manifesting on the streets of London. I'll have to keep an eye out for more incidents.
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Date: 2025-07-04 09:12 pm (UTC)There have been dancing plagues, they’re well documented actually, Georgie did an episode of her podcast about the phenomenon.
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Date: 2025-07-05 04:05 am (UTC)Well, if a worm plague is in the pipeline, we should probably know about it.
Oh? Who's Georgie?